When we made port in Jita 4, in need of R&R, Our crew set out investigating every joint and bar. We had high expectations of their hospitality, but learned too late it wasn't geared for spacers such as we. (Chorus) And we're BANNED FROM JITA EVERYONE. Banned just for having a little fun. We spent a jolly shore leave there for just 3 days or 4, but Jita doesnt want us anymore.
The captain's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex, They found him with 5 partners, each of a different world and sex. The shore police were on the way, we had no second chance, We warped him out in the nick of time in the remnant of his pants. The engineer would yeild to none when putting down the brew. He outdrank 7 space marines and a Caldari Navy crew. The navigator didn't win, but he outdrank almost all, and now they've got a shuttlecraft in the systems council hall. (Chorus) Our proper cool first officer was drugged with something green, and hauled into a storage room where he suffered things obscene. He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear, except he somehow taught the damn neocom how to burp and swear. Our head nurse dissapeared awhile in the major dope bazzar buying an odd red potion considered sinfull in Amarr She came home with no uniform, and an oddly cheerful heart and a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart. (Chorus) Our lady of communications won a shipwide bet. by hacking into the systems main communications net. now everytime someone calls up on a Jita telescreen. the flesh is there but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen. Our doctor loves humanity, his private life is quiet the station police arrested him for inciting whores to riot. We found him in the station brig, snuck in and broke him free. Intact except for some hickeys, and 6 different kinds of VD! (Chorus) Our crew is Provi's finest and our record is our pride, but when we play, we tend to leave a trail a mile wide. We're sorry about the ruckus and the riots and the fuss, but at least we're sure that system won't be soon forgetting us.