NOOBS HELPING FELLOW NOOBS BE LESS NOOBY. It's like socialism, but anti-social; and less homo. [Strict Heterosexuals need not apply]
Our Hierarchy is strictly Feudal, only done well, with eloquence & beauty. [The only heads rolling will be our enemies, so fear not dear Peasant]
We're recruiting: Don't join us, it's a terrible idea.
SO WHAT'S THE FRICKING DEAL? The head of our Corporation; ALL HAIL Supreme Underlord KING ZEUS. [He's a fracking Dog, my dog. That makes me like...... Better than you, cos I feed him, and pick up his shit. #dealwithit]
WHAT the FRICK is HAPPENING? I honestly don't have a godblessed clue. I asked Zeus, he just silently judged me for not spending every waking moment worshipping him, feeding him dog-approved Grape substitute, other Greek stuff, etc.
In relation to EVE. We do stuff. That's for sure.
Some day we'll be aMIGHTY EMPIRE, all will tremble at the sight of our ticker [13a33, FYI]
For now, we're fair game, easy prey, punching bags for the amusement of casual PVP'ers. [Emphasis on 'FOR NOW'... all corp members are encouraged to record the identities of their bullies for future scale re-balancement]
Otherwise... PVE, Mining, Exploration.
IF YOU'RE NEW TO EVE, HELL, SO ARE WE! It is a scientifically proven fact that the most successful means of learning is a combination of peer-learning and learner-teaching. That is, to surround yourself with fellow learners, learn together, and teach them what you've learnt. It's a wonderful, magnificent, circle-jerk of 1 month old psuedo-veterans dispensing half-correct advise to hopelessly enthusiastic, ignorant, rookies
LET'S BE SERIOUS A MOMENT...
WHO ARE WE LOOKING FOR? You. Maybe. Our recruitment drive has emphasis on new Capsuleers who have a grasp on what EVE is all about but are eager to further their learning & like the idea of helping to shape and evolve a corp to call their own.
WHY YOU SHOULDN'T JOIN US! The average player probably ought to go elsewhere, we are looking for the black sheep, the outliers, the individuals; Those who don't want to be a cog in some unfathomably immense industrial machine, or a low-ranking soldier to be laid waste again and again on the battlefields. If you would like to toil day in, day out, for no more than cursory recognition & little hope of advancement, join a well established corp.
WHAT CAN WE OFFER? We hope to become a tightly-knit community, a small corp but with enough dedicated members to protect their own & carve our own space to call home. We will help you advance, in all ways.